The Bowel Constrictor

Soumis par : Crystalyn Stuart-Loayza

This long boy had been stuck in my colon so long that it reminded me of being pregnant! I left scratch marks in the wall because I was gripping and ripping so hard. When it finally launched out of my butthole, I felt 20 years younger and thanked the good lord Jesus for giving me such a gift. I’ve never felt so proud and accomplished. Not when I received the Chief Digital Strategist position at Citizen Relations and certainly not when any of my children were born. Passing this beast was the highlight of my adult life. Farewell old friend!