When I thought I was dying

Soumis par : Still Living

For four days I shat pure green. Thought I was dying. Thought it was cancer. This bear paw arrangement was the last of it… the green leaching out of it was like my hope slowly fading that I would live the remainder of the week. After days of searching I found an article that said black bread buns were coloured with concentrated green colouring. I am never eating a gourmet burger again.